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IceCream Tycoon

Description : In Ice Cream Tycoon, you own and operate an ice cream business and attempt to become a millionaire mogul! Starting out with just a pushcart and a bell, you'll select your ice cream and try to mazimize your profits. You'll need to make the right decisions about which ice cream to stock and which neighborhoods to work in, while watching for the health department and local bandits that all want a big piece of your ice cream pie! Live the tasty life with Ice Cream Tycoon! Download http://rapidshare.com/files/259763851/Ice_Cream_Tycoon.rar

Ganguro Girl Duluxe

Description : Get educated built and charming work a job buy gifts and try to get the girl by going on dates with her. Download http://rapidshare.com/files/259765076/Gang...Girl_Deluxe.exe

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Sex Dalam Pejabat

Hari pertama Ajoi kerja jadi Pak Guard, dia dapat tangkap 2 org staf cina sebab melakukan sex di dalam pejabat.
Ajoi: Aha! Ini dah menyalahi undang-undang syarikat!
Lelaki cina: Undang-undang apa?
Ajoi: Tak pakai uniform!

Husband & Wife

Husband working abroad wrote to his wife..

Dear Sweetheart,
I can’t send my salary this month, as I have overspent. I’m sending 100 kisses instead.
You are my sweetheart.

Signed, Your Husband,
———————-
His wife replied…*

Sweetheart Dearest,
Thanks for the 100 kisses, below is the list of expenses…
1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month’s milk.
2. The electricity man agreed only after 7 kisses.
3. Your landlord comes every day to take 2 or 3 kisses instead of the rent.
4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I gave him other items .. (hope u understand??)
5. Other expenses 40 kisses.
Please don’t worry about me, I have a remaining balance of 35 kisses and
I hope I can complete the month using this balance.
Shall I plan the same for next month? Please Advise !

Signed, Your Wife

KILANG PENYAPU

Saya Ana, umur saya baru 15 tahun. Saya gagal dalam PMR, saya terus bekerja untuk meringankan beban orang tua.
Saya telah terbaca sebuah iklan yang terpapar di kedai 7-Eleven. Jawatan kosong sebagai Operator Kilang Penyapu di Sg Besi dengan gaji yang lumayan.
Hampir 6 bulan saya bekerja disana, walaupun saya dibawah umur tetapi saya diterima bekerja untuk jawatan sementara. Dan sepanjang saya bekerja di sana saya tidak mempunyai apa-apa masalah, walaupun umur saya muda, tetapi perwatakan saya seperti anak dara yang meningkat remaja dan saya disenangi oleh semua pekerja di sana lebih-lebih lagi pekerja lelaki kerana masing-masing cuba memikat saya, maklumlah ayam muda... .lalat pun tak berani hinggap!!!!! Dan saya senang berkomunikasi dengan rakan-rakan sejawat.
Saya juga selalu ambil 'overtime', maklum saje lah... ..claim yang lumayan. Saya tidak pernah kenal erti penat... ... . . Dan dalam masa yang begitu singkatsaya telah dapat menyimpan wang dan berbelanja dengan sewenang-wenangnya.
Nak jadikan cerita... ... , pada suatu pagi semasa bangun dari tidur, saya terus ke bilik mandi. Semasa saya hendak mandi saya telah lucutkan towel di badan saya.
Alangkah terperanjatnya saya kerana saya lihat ada beberapa helai bulu yang kelihatan seperti bulu penyapu tumbuh di kemaluan saya.
Tanpa berfikir panjang saya teruskan juga mandi, dan terus bersiap untuk ke Kilang Penyapu.
Sepanjang perjalanan saya ke tempat kerja, saya terfikir mungkin saya sudah tidak sesuai lagi bekerja di sana (mungkin alergik penyapu).
Sesampai sahaja di Kilang Penyapu, saya terus bergegas jumpa Supervisor di bilik khas. Saya pun memberitahu hasrat saya untuk berhenti kerja pada hujung bulan nanti.
Supervisor itu gugup sebentar kerana tidak menyangka keputusan saya itu. Mana taknya saya tahu dia ada hati dengan saya... ... .. saya pun memberi alasan tidak dapat bekerja disitu lagi kerana alergik dengan penyapu.
Lantas disuruhnya saya tunjukkan tempat yang alergik itu. Saya pun apa lagi... tanpa segan-segan silu lagi terus menunjukkan bahagian sulit saya yang alergik itu. Tetapi Supervisor saya tidak menampakkan reaksi terkejut... malah dia sendiri telah memberitahu saya dia pun alergik malah lebih teruk dari saya. Saya pun minta dia tunjukkan tempat yang alergik itu.
Alangkah terperanjatnya saya, apabila dia membuka seluarnya saya ternampak bukan lagi bulu penyapu yang tumbuh malah ada batang penyapu sekali. Saya pun terus meminta berhenti 24 hours dan terus keluar dengan seribu tanda tanya ? ?
buduh nyer budak ni..patut la PMR pun FAIL!!!!!


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Megan Fox is a man?

Adakah aku ketinggalan dengan sumber yang mengatakan megan fox aka mitchell reed fox lelaki??
She's a MAN!!Korang dah tau ke??Damn is that true?????btw, so hot…hot man…hehehe
Tapi still aku rasa tu suma rumours.Bila tengok gambar dia ada halkum cam lelaki.Pompuan takde halkum kan.kuikui..kelakar lak..duhh aku rasa cam dah tertipu rupanya selama ni yang aku puji2 hot rupanya transgender..wakakkak.

Megan Fox
LOS ANGELES, CA – The internet has been abuzz since this Sunday’s Golden Globes ceremony, where Megan Fox jokingly remarked that she looked like a man.
When interviewed on the red carpet, she said “I look like Alan Alda in drag. I’m a tranny. I’m a man.”
At the time, reporters passed it off as a jovial attempt to cover for her nerves.
However, today she has cleared the air and officially reported: she’s really a man.
Megan Fox was born Mitchell Reed Fox in Rockwood, Tennessee. From an early age, Mitchell showed an interest in both performing and women’s clothing. When having a preacher lay hands on him did not ‘cure’ him of these interests, his parents simply put him on the pageant circuit.
By the age of 13, Mitchell had already started a career as a female child performer called ‘Megan Fox’. Making her debut on an Olsen Twins straight-to-video release, the twins have kept his secret all this time.
As a sweet 16 present, Fox’s parents offered him sexual reassignment surgery, which, given their child’s career, they’d hoped to write off as a business expense. Unfortunately laws prohibit such surgery to be done to minors.
Since then Megan has been working non-stop, and been included on many Hottest Women lists in publications around the world.
Megan, as she goes by now exclusively, also noted this Sunday how much she wants Salma Hayek’s figure. She has even scheduled surgery later this month to get it. After the two met in New York this week, Hayek offered to have a cast made of her bust so doctors can match them exactly on Megan Fox’s chest.
The internet is already speculating whether this news will be worked into the plot of the upcoming Transformers sequel. “
It’s such a disastrous story for the guys. Seriously, you remember this scene at Transformers? I rememberred it well. The guys’ reaction are all with the BIG “WAH” on their face and almost drooling saliva.


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