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LONDON: Perdebatan baru tercetus mengenai kehamilan remaja di Britain selepas media melaporkan seorang budak lelaki berusia 13 tahun menjadi bapa selepas kekasihnya yang berusia 15 tahun melahirkan anak, Jumaat lalu. Masih berwajah kebudak-budakan dan hanya 1.22 meter tinggi, Alfie, berusia 12 tahun apabila menjadikan Chantelle, hamil, lapor tabloid The Sun. Alfie juga ditunjukkan sedang mendukung bayi perempuan dalam video menerusi laman web akhbar tabloid itu.

Ditanya apa yang akan dilakukannya untuk menanggung bayi itu dari segi kewangan, Alfie, dengan suara yang halus dan nyaring bertanya balik, "Apa maksud anda, dari segi kewangan?" The Sun tidak menyatakan sama ada sebarang ujian dilakukan bagi memastikan bahawa budak itu adalah bapa kepada bayi yang baru dilahirkan. Akhbar berkenaan juga tidak mengulas apabila ditanya sama ada ia membayar keluarga terbabit untuk mendapatkan cerita itu. Gambar muka depan Alfie menimbulkan perdebatan baru mengenai kehamilan remaja di Britain. Negara berkenaan mempunyai antara kadar kehamilan remaja tertinggi di Eropah dan angka kerajaan menunjukkan kira-kira 39,000 budak perempuan bawah umur 18 tahun, mengandung pada 2006. Lebih 7,000 daripada budak perempuan itu adalah lebih muda daripada 16 tahun.

"Saya tidak tahu maklumat individu yang terbabit dalam kes berkenaan, tetapi sudah tentu saya fikir semua orang ingin mengelak kehamilan di kalangan remaja," kata Perdana Menteri, Gordon Brown Jumaat lalu. Britain mempunyai 27 kelahiran bagi setiap 1,000 wanita berumur 15-19 tahun antara 2000 dan 2005, menurut laporan yang diterbitkan oleh Population Action International. Angka perbandingan adalah 10 bagi setiap 1,000 di Sepanyol, lapan setiap 1,000 di Perancis dan lima setiap 1,000 di Belanda. Kadar kehamilan remaja di Britain, bagaimanapun, jauh lebih rendah berbanding Amerika Syarikat. � AP

juz for laughs

DON’T LOOK AT NAKED LADY
Boy 1: Why do you run from a naked lady?
Boy 2: Becos my mum said that if I look at a naked lady, I’ll turn into stone. A part of me is getting hard already!


NAMES OF WIVES
A malay man had 4 wives, and he called his…
4th wife….. baby doll
3rd wife….. china doll
2nd wife…..barbie doll
1st wife….. panadol !


HOW INDIA GOT ITS NAME
This is how India got its name…..
The king was having sex with his mistress while thinking a name of his country and his mistress ask him “is it In Dear?”…


RESEARCH FINDING
Research shows men are fatter than women because every-night men get fresh milk & 2 papayaswomen only get 1 banana, 2 peanuts & 1 tea-spoon of starch!


ARAB MAN
An arab was being interviewed at a US checkpoint.
‘Your name pls.’?“Abdul Aziz ”
“Sex? ”“Six times a week!! ”
“No, no, I mean male or female! ”
“Doesn’t matters, sometimes even camel !”


SERVICE
Sex is like a restaurant.Sometimes you get full satisfactory service, and sometimes you have to be satisfied with self-service”


HAPPY MAN
What makes a happy man?
Daughter on the cover of cosmo.Son on the cover of sports illustrated.Mistress on the cover of playboyand .. Wife on the cover of “missing persons”


SWIMSUIT
Why was the 2-piece swimsuit invented?
To separate the HAIRY section from the DAIRY section.


GOOD AMBITION
Teacher: What do you want to become?
Little Johnny: Doctor !!
Teacher: Why?
Little Johnny: Coz its the only profession where u can tell a woman to take off her clothes and ask her husband to pay for it.


DENTIST
Woman complaining to dentist: “It’s so painful, I’ll rather have a baby than have a tooth removed.” Dentist: “Make up your mind soon, I’ll adjust the chair accordingly.”


VIRGIN
Old lady, 85, a virgin, about to die. wanted her tombstone to read :
BORN A VIRGIN, LIVED A VIRGIN, DIED A VIRGIN.
The engraver shortened it to: ” RETURNED UNOPENED ”


OLD MAN AND YOUNG GIRL
75 yr old man got married to a 15 yr girl.On their first night both were crying - why???
Coz she didn’t know anything, and he had forgotten everything.